Days Winding Down
As of this writing I am a little under 4 weeks away from returning to Grande Prairie, better known for it’s wide variety of sausage, to embark on the later half of my life. I’ve lived in Edmonton since...
View ArticleFinal Destination
Believe me the title is misleading so I know what you’re thinking and before you leave no this isn’t another ramble about moving to Grande Prairie, I’ve done that enough over the past few weeks and I’m...
View ArticleMucho Tired
Forgive my Spanish heritage, I’ve just spent to much time (5 minutes) at Mucho Burrito in Grande Prairie which to me was mucho gross and could easily be the culprit to someones mucho diarrhea. It’s...
View Article#&$& News = #&$&@ Day
Anyone who had the privilege of partaking in my company today I immediately apologize. The last two days have been absolute hell in terms of good news and heading into a week in which we have three...
View ArticlePig F&$^ER
Anyone in the Peace Country, Alberta, or Canada for that matter knows all about the apparent issues with H1N1 aka Swine Flu aka you $^#% pigs. Not to mean it in a derogatory human female insult sort of...
View ArticleIt’s 2010
You heard me. Granted it’s been 2010 for close to a month now and for the most part is exactly the same as 2009…and 2008 for that matter. It’s still cold, hockey continues to control my life, and the...
View ArticleWinter Olympics?
The Olympics – A group of modern international athletic contests held as separate winter and summer competitions every four years in a different city. In 1994 the winter games were moved ahead two...
View ArticleMy Name is Walks
Hey, I’m not a lumberjack, or a Furtrader, I don’t live in an igloo, or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really, really...
View ArticleGolf Ball Whacker
Day 2 is officially in the books, yeah I’m still up but it’s become more and more apparent from the two other hefty fellows who joined me that they can’t/aren’t used to the heat down here as they...
View ArticleThank You Mother Nature
There are many things that I’m thankful in life. Webbed feet, a third nipple, 6 toes are all a few things to name that I’m thankful I don’t have although webbed feet while ugly would be pretty sweet...
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